Wednesday, September 29, 2010

OVERCOMING CRISIS IN 12+1 STEPS

Urgent steps to be taken in the Republic of Macedonia to overcome various crisis that torment its leadership:

1. Eliminate the Constitutional Court

2. Rename the Lustration Commission into Illustration Commission

3. Close down the Parliament or – better – transform it into a pro-governmental NGO

4. Send at least 200 more special police force units to the village of Patishka Reka where about 50 villagers protest against a local infrastructural project

5. Update, enlarge and upgrade black lists of traitors and finally shoot them all, starting with the journalists and NGO leaders

6. Construction workers that claim that did not receive salaries must be hanged at the top of the construction sites

7. Declare war against Greece and finally hold the next party congress in Thessaloniki

8. Declare war to the European Union and send the lions from the Goce Delchev Bridge as the first wave of attack

9. Make people starve to get a healthier figure

10. Increase impunity of party functionaries and bodyguards

11. Work transparently: legalize secret political police

12. Build more monuments and wave more flags

+1 Step: BUILD A STRONG NATION - DESTROY THE HEALTH SYSTEM UNDER THE COVER OF HEALTH REFORMS. ONLY THE STRONG AND RICH ONES SURVIVE.